~RainyDays~

batch at youwei's house

clockwise: xiaohui, lum, jialing, kenny, shifeng, livia, swe swe, tianyi, christine, jinxun, joseph ng, song wee, peiyan, yee shen, zihao, gabriel, eunice, jac, youwei, weixiong, alex, teng kok, amir

Chew-On-It was hatched on 5th April 2005 by bandit, Jac Jac.

It has been 2 years since bandits have graduated from the huge family of RJCSB. This is where we hope to offer a place where bandits can keep in touch and share their varying experiences. And at times when it seems to be "pouring" in any bandit's life, this is the place where the warmth of bandits can possibly soothe those negative moments.

And always remember, leave no bandits "uncovered"!

Sunday, March 26, 2006 - jac jac's edict. :

ok all u peeps.... fall on ur knees while u receive the undisputable decree from jac jac!!!! *unscrolls edict*

to address this problem of distribution of wealth, jac jac shall delve in it at 2 levels - macro and micro.

at the macro level, ie. all bandits... the singles' club members shall be allocated 50% of the wealth while the rest of the bandits will share the balance. from the functionalist theory in the sociological perspective, stratification is inevitable because certain positions are functionally more important than others and to fill these positions, sacrifices are involved. hence, differential rewards are essential to compensate for the sacrifice. from this view, the singles' club, being elitist, has been serving a more functionally important post such as dedicating our singlehood time into maintaining this blog (*hinthint* to the couples out there as well as the silent bloggers) by contributing as much as we can. so our greater share of the wealth has been justified. ~~then again, bribes and sychophants are always welcomed, but hey.... u didn't just read that....~~

at the micro level, ie. within the singles' club, jac jac shall adopt the marxist view and aim of eliminating internal class struggle and to create an egalitarian club! indeed, being the president of the club, i have decided to display altruism to my fellow members (prosocial behaviour!) simply on the basis of the reciprocal altruism hypothesis - eg. when jac jac helps livia, livia will want to reciprocate and such "helpful genes", which enhances the reproductive ability of mankind, will be passed down to and represented in our future generations, benefitting a larger community other than ourselves (from the evolutionary psychological perspective).

so yes! equality in the club but inequality in band! :D :D :D :D

then again, it seems like jac jac is suffering from symtoms of schizophrenia as well as some personality disorders (namely antisocial and histrionic personality disorders), thus the greater need for money to go for therapies such as the CBTs (cognitive-behavioural therapies) as well as medication such as clozapine, risperidone and olanzapine which are dopamine antagonists. however such dopamine antagonists can also interfere with my serotonergic and glutanamate systems so jac jac might end up needing more medication!!!

conclusion... jac jac should get (100% - 5%) of the mortgage value!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAAH!!! *lightning strikes and thunder sounds*

do i sound psychotic?

jac jac sought shelter at 2:54 PM

All HAIL SONGWEE! We still do not have a Tagboard.

hahahaha! shall i try to hatch one? =)

haha!! do you happen to like check this section everytime even though it says - refer to the 1st line-? haha.. you could hatch one.. do a self-fertilization all right? haha.. quick before we turn this into our space. not that i'm stopping us. haha!! :P

hahahhaha seems like u check this section all the time too! and yeah, self fertilization right. i'm a hermaephodite...however u spell it. but hey, seems like this has become a tagboard! =X a rather troublesome one though...hahaha.

true hermaphrodite, u mean? there's pseudo too but they can't self propagate. haha.. yup! this is a tagboard itself! i never realised!! haha.. so amusing! but at least, we're unique. i think no one else does this? haha.. and and and AND i think duan chen trying to hit off with you with his badminton racket. hym. haha........ happy reading week!

ahhhhhhh.... great sunday morning! woke up and saw ur hi ecard from hoops and yoyo. heehehee. so cute and funneh!!!! like hi, HI!, hI~, Hiii!! hmm do u think other bandits actually bother checking this section out? HMM. and don think so far lar gabby, if duan chen wants to hit off with me i will hit him flat with my racquet! :X but he's not. hehh. sigh, i haven't been reading much so the week isn't that happy yet. nevermind! inspired by ur hoops or yoyo (i dunno which one :X) i will work hard! meanwhile, go get a job quick! looking forward to my o2 phone!!! =D

hoops and yoyo! they're cute! appreciate it okie jac jac? i took some time finding the right card that'll brighten ur face with a smile! haha.. i doubt any actor would have a script as short as "HI"! haha.. that's hoops by the way. the pink one is hoops! i guess someone has intruded our space!! but i dunno who the person is. he/she tried to intrude but only succeeded in terms of html code. it didn't get published! so funny.. aiya.. duan chen... why didn't u say duan chen is no match for me? next time i go play singles with him. haha.. NO NO, kidding okie. jac jac don't worry... i always believe u can do it.. i think if reading week is shortened.. u can still do it.. too long for u most probably! haha... that's not supposed to stress u! ya looking for a job!! sigh... picky creatures like me and my friends.. we're bound not to find a job! i think i'll end up robbing ur 02 phone.. hee..

oh no gabby! don rob! if u get caught, what's gonna happen to my other stuff on the list! :X hahaha ok kidding of course! good luck with job searching yeah! and hello the-person-using-black-font, u sound really sneaky. hahaha. identify urself! i can't think of anyone uses "hihi" and "cheers!"........ maybe joseph but i don think he's html literate... oops! :X oright oright, mr "hihi-superdeeduper-cheers", u've been exposed. :)

hihi gab and jac jac, looks like u 2 are quite smart trying to make this into a tagboard, one that's super dee duper long and can write tonnes of things in it. guess not many are as "intell..." as you and I!!! ahha1!! ok. enough of crappings, otherwise this will turn into a subset of the blog.. haha. wells. take care both of you, till we have more people in this little corner of our space..cheers!